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7 Reasons Passive Aggressive People Are Pretty Much The Nicest People Out There

by N/A, 8 years ago | 1 min read

They're some of the greatest people out there. And I mean that sincerely. And by "sincerely," I mean sarcastically.

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1. No matter what kind of mood they're in, they always make an effort to say nice things...

To your face.

2. You'll never catch them talking behind your back...

They're way too discreet about it.

3. If they're upset with you for something, they'll never call you out for it in public...

They'll just spitefully bring up one of your more embarrassing moments from college - that you told them in confidence after being asked "what one of your most embarrassing moments of college was," - in front of everyone.

4. They'll never start an argument with you over a silly disagreement...

They prefer guerrilla-warfare-like condescension.

5. They get along with everyone at work...

On the surface. Deep down they passionately dislike about 98% of your coworkers, including you - especially you, ever since you used the last k-cup that one time, like, four months ago. The only one they sort of don't mind is Ted, who's also passive aggressive as hell.

6. You can rest assured knowing that they say what they mean and mean what they say...

Actually, wait. No, never mind, they definitely don't. Do not rest assured. Keep your bullshit radar on at all times.

7. They're some of the most devout friends...

Until you inadvertently do something that pisses them off, in which case they'll go on resenting you for it for a prolonged period of time without saying anything whatsoever about it, until you clairvoyantly figure out what they're upset about, which is likely never because you're not a goddamn psychic.

Gosh, it's no wonder we're all such huge fans of passive aggressive people - there's so much to like!

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