7 Reasons Passive Aggressive People Are Pretty Much The Nicest People Out There
They're some of the greatest people out there. And I mean that sincerely. And by "sincerely," I mean sarcastically.
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To your face.
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They're way too discreet about it.
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They'll just spitefully bring up one of your more embarrassing moments from college - that you told them in confidence after being asked "what one of your most embarrassing moments of college was," - in front of everyone.
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They prefer guerrilla-warfare-like condescension.
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On the surface. Deep down they passionately dislike about 98% of your coworkers, including you - especially you, ever since you used the last k-cup that one time, like, four months ago. The only one they sort of don't mind is Ted, who's also passive aggressive as hell.
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Actually, wait. No, never mind, they definitely don't. Do not rest assured. Keep your bullshit radar on at all times.
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Until you inadvertently do something that pisses them off, in which case they'll go on resenting you for it for a prolonged period of time without saying anything whatsoever about it, until you clairvoyantly figure out what they're upset about, which is likely never because you're not a goddamn psychic.
Gosh, it's no wonder we're all such huge fans of passive aggressive people - there's so much to like!