Dear Santa... 16 Sassy Kids Who Know Exactly What They Want For Christmas

by N/A, 10 years ago | 1 min read

"When you poop is your poop the color of holiday candies?"

1. The kid concerned about Santa's health

“Dear Santa, please get me some things on my list. And there is some fruit salad & water to help your type 2 diabetes."

2. The curious non-believer

3. This very specific request

To be clear: "I want a real shield, a fake sword, real armor."

4. This permission-seeking kid

I'd like a note signed by my parents saying that I am allowed to paint my nails.

5. This kid with a small request

Namely "a small plane that I could ride in."

6. This generous author

7. The kid who tried really hard

"It seems like I did not succeed."

8. The kid who's worried about privacy

9. The kid with lots of questions

Best of the bunch: "When you poop is your poop the color of holiday candies?"

10. This internet-generation kid

11. This kid who needs an attitude adjustment (for his brother)

"Please make my brother nicer. And please bring him back when he is nice."

12. This demanding kid

The underline shows it's really serious.

13. This non-committed letter writer

14. This one-track mind

15. This kid who loves Taylor Swift and boys

16. This logical kid