7 Highly Inappropriate People Who Need A Lesson In Shower Etiquette

by N/A, 9 years ago | 1 min read

Absolutely, 100% NSFW.

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Warning: what follows below is NSFW. It's also NSFL, because these li'l mishaps are probably some of the most embarrassing scenarios I could ever imagine.

Seriously, you might cringe yourself to death.

1. So, apparently Mary forgot something in the shower.

No, there is no challenge here. The nice thing to do would've been to pretend you didn't see anything at all. But she kinda went the other way with this one. Your friend is terrible, Mary, but she's got a great sense of humor.

2. And Mary's not alone. Leaving your special toy in the shower is something that could just as easily happen to any guy out there.

Wait–and bear with me here–what if his girlfriend/boyfriend (or parents) found it and he's trying to blame it on his poor, innocent roommate? Or worse yet, what if it's actually a community "tool," meaning they all share the thing, and this guy is just trying to throw his roomie under the bus? Okay, I just grossed myself out writing that.

3. Yep, that was pretty much the reaction I'd have too.

Maybe clean up after yourself next time?

4. There's a lot of "roommates" suspiciously leaving things in the shower these days...

Hydration is key.

5. Time to sit your bro down for a nice chat.

How would you even start that conversation? "Hey buddy, I found a little something in the shower. I'm not mad, just wondering why."

6. Huh, I didn't know model #33756 came in alien penis blue.

Let's just say my list for Santa has a little update. *Winks repulsively*

7. To be honest, if I didn't see the label, I might have assumed this was shampoo.

But we all know what happens when you assume. That's right, you leave your jerk juice in the shower.