Your Relationship With Alcohol Explained in 25 Quotes
by N/A, 10 years ago |
2 min read
Bottoms up!
1. Truth

2. Flawless logic

3. Debate silenced

4. You always have the power to be drunk

5. Cut alcohol some slack

6. Those poor sober souls

7. Well isn't that the truth

8. Way to put a spin on that

9. Vodka gets me every time

10. For all the students out there

11. Now there's a mantra I'll drink to

12. When the going gets tough...

the tough get drunk
13. Yup

14. The answer is always no

15. What great power

16. Let me clarify...

17. And grab the salt while you're at it

18. Alcoholics don't discriminate

19. Yeah, those things are easily confused

20. #priorities

21. Why yes, I did know that!

22. Tina knows my life

23. That's an interpretation I'll get behind

24. Most people do

25. Don't we all?

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