16 Times People Invented Hilarious Descriptions When They Couldn't Think Of A Word

by N/A, 9 years ago | 2 min read

These folks forgot how to words good.

1. Well, that is what he/she does.

2. Gotta assume you meant dimples.

3. That's kind of an impressionistic, symbolic description of what it is though.

4. That's a pretty great example of just classic stupidity.

5. That's a bean bag, champ.

6. And they're made from brown starch balls.

7. I would've also accepted "that thing that sits on a shelf and makes sure that the kids behave."

8. They go great with sea-syrup.

9. I know it's a carousel, but I really don't think I would've gotten this based on the description alone.

10. Oh you know, it's that thing that helps bend your upper body-legs.

11. I think I would've gone with "trumpet in a can."

12. "Hurtin'" is also an acceptable alternative.

Such as: "I'm hurtin' for Halloween" or "I'm hurtin' for a squirtin'."

13. A.k.a. pushing around dirty water with a stick.

14. Are you sure they're not called leg-having-worm-creatures?

15. OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED.

16. "Tape measure" was what she was looking for.