34 Unforgettable Things Britney Spears Has Done So Far, In Honor Of Her 34th Birthday
by N/A, 9 years ago |
6 min read
It's Britney's 34th birthday, bitch. To celebrate, here are 34 times Britney Jean Spears proved her reigning status as Pop Queen.
1. The time she rocked a red latex bodysuit like a fucking boss.
2. Like, she actually managed to keep a straight face while filming "Oops!...I Did It Again" as the suit was squeaking. Talk about talent.
3. She basically invented the sexy schoolgirl thing.
4. She made everyone addicted to her when she wore nothing but DIAMONDS and stared straight into our souls.
5. When she was went all Hollywood glam and talked on this retro cell phone. You're so lucky, Brit!
6. The time she made us want to be in the center of her ring (just like a circus).
7. And the time she got super real in "Everytime," it broke our hearts.
8. When she got her big break on Mickey Mouse Club with Justin Timberlake, because just like us, she had to start somewhere...
9. ... and before our eyes, she blossomed into this stunning goddess.
10 . And later reminded us that if we want to be like her/want a hot body/want a Maserati, we better work bitch!
11. Britney Jean made crop tops cool.
12. And no one else can make a cropped turtleneck sexy.
13. Same with HAMMER PANTS. Hot damn, Brit!
14. When she showed up to the 2001 American Music Awards with her former bae Justin Timberlake, all decked out in denim.
15. And when she gave no fucks wearing this hat while posing with JT.
16. You can't forget the time she stripped down for her sexy VMAs performance in 2000, making the crowd go wild.
17. But outdid herself the following year in 2001, when she danced in a bra with a REAL SNAKE on her shoulders.
18. The time she made out with Madonna at the 2003 VMAs and everyone freaked out.
19. Every single time she made everyone drool with her hot performances.
20. Which is exactly why she's now the queen of Vegas.
21. When she impressed us with her Oscar-worthy acting debut in "Crossroads."
22. But reminded us she's just as confused as the rest of us when she contemplated her womanhood while singing her heart out on a mountain.
23. When she appeared as a fembot in "Austin Powers" and exploded in front of our faces.
24. That time she was on "Will and Grace."
25. And recently, she brought her swag to "Jane the Virgin."
26. Brit survived 2007 for all of us, and reminded us that she's human.
27. Despite her troubles, she continued to move on like a boss with this performance in 2007.
28. When she joined the "X-Factor" as a judge and master of sketchy side eye.
29. Because she NEVER hides how she's feeling.
30. If you get on her bad side, she will literally call you on your shit.
31. But when she laughs, everything becomes OK in the world.
32. The time she danced to Adele's "Hello" because like us, she can't get enough of it.
33. When she showed us she is a woman of the people by shopping at Target.
Check out all Brit's amazing Target pics here.
34. And when she reminded us that she got to where she is by being her awesome self - while encouraging her fans to be true to themselves, too.
Happy 34rd birthday, Godney.
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