These 7 Photos Prove Fruitcake Is So Much More Than Just A Terrible, Terrible Food

by N/A, 10 years ago | 1 min read

I know, I know. Everyone loves fruitcake. That's why you always receive so many around the holidays from coworkers, the weird lady from down the street who wears purple velvet jumpsuits and smells like cats, and the aunt and uncle you haven't seen in 11 years. In fact, you've probably already gotten so many fruitcakes, you just don't know what to do with them all. Here are some great ideas for alternative uses!

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1. Hockey puck.

2. Doorstop.

3. Blunt force weapon.

4. Paper Weight.

5. Those things you put under the wheels of your trailer to keep it from rolling into the lake.

6. Pac Man replica.

7. Spare tires.

Finally, and perhaps most importantly: don't let the shape trick you. Whatever you do, DO NOT use a fruitcake as a life preserver. It will sink faster than a god damn anvil.