10 Completely Mom Things Your Mom Says When You're Leaving To Go Back Home

by N/A, 9 years ago | 1 min read

You can't spell "smother" without "mother."

1. "It feels like you only just got here yesterday."

"Mom it's been 10 days...we went out to eat like seven times."

2. "Be safe."

"Yup. I will. Just like you told me to yesterday when I crossed the street to get the mail."

3. "Don't you want some food for the road."

"Sure, but this time can we do just two bags? It took me 30 minutes to unload it all last time."

4. "Text me when you're back safely..."

"Always dooooooo..."

5. "And when you're halfway there - but not while you're driving."

"MOM. OKAY."

6. "Be safe."

"I feel like this is becoming a circular conversation..."

7. "And start going to bed earlier. Remember, sleep is your friend."

"I will if you don't text me in the middle of the night telling me that I should've taken home more food."

8. "Okay, now one more picture."

"Mom, we LITERALLY just took one this morning...Sighhhhhh, fine. ONE more."

9. "Now be safe...and text me when you're there."

*Rolls eyes while slowly shaking head.

10. "I love you."

"Love you too mom."

But really moms, we do. We just happen to express it in different ways.