This Poor Shark Is About To Become Dinner After Messing With The Wrong Guy
by N/A, 8 years ago | 1 min read
"We're gonna fillet it, and we're gonna eat him."
Just recently, native Florida bro Allen Engelman was attacked by a shark while surfing.
"We got about 30 yards out...wham, got hit by the shark."
And while it wasn't a grizzly attack, the shark certainly inflicted some damage. Fortunately, Allen was able to shake him off after sustaining lacerations to his hand.
"He took my left hand down, and at the same time I reached around with my right, I grabbed his pec fin and I'm battling back and forth with him while layin' on my surf board, and he let go."
But he wasn't satisfied with simply winning the battle. He wanted to win the war...he wanted revenge. So naturally, he tracked the shark down, and fished him out.
"I got bit by a shark...I'm gettin' my revenge on him."
Smile, you son of a bitch.
"Now that we got the shark that bit my hand, we're gonna fillet it, and we're gonna eat him."
You hear that sharks? Next time you think about attacking a bona fide Florida bro, think long and hard about the potential consequences. Think about Allen.
Watch the whole video here:
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