Here Is The Action-Packed Tale Of Two Zebras' Desperate Escape From The Circus
by N/A, 9 years ago |
2 min read
This could've been a lot worse than it was...
Recently, Philadelphia witnessed a high-speed pursuit like none other...two zebras escaped from a local prison in West Philadelphia and were running rampant in the streets.
And by prison, I mean a circus.
One eye-witness was daring enough to stick around the scene and capture the escape on video.
Oddly, the escapees made a trip to KFC almost immediately after breaking free.
The circus food must've been absolute slop.
Then, they proceeded to bust shit up in West Philly.
Eventually, police were called in to capture the two crazed convicts, because clearly, circus employees weren't doing an awesome job...
Finally, after roughly 45 minutes of unrestrained rampage, the maniacal pair was captured.
No reports have been made on the bold escapees intentions, but there's speculation around an attempt to live in the wild.
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Do not show me this again