People Who Deserve To Be Laughed At For Being Stupid Enough To Own And Ride Hoverboards

by N/A, 9 years ago | 2 min read

Hoverboards are just a moronic segue away from segways, but no less of a cultural atrocity. They're just as stupid, and just as abundant in public spaces, like a shopping mall. We can't escape them–them being the insane people cruising around these things. The one tool readily available to combat these idiots is filming them as they fall and presumably break their tailbone.

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There is one question we would like to ask before we get to the failure of these people (them falling, but yes, also they are failures for having ridden a hoverboard). Why are these called hoverboards?

They don't seem to be doing any hovering to me. Pretty well planted on the ground. What they should be called it "Recalled Skateboards." That makes a little more sense. Like something went wrong at the factory and somehow these skateboards ended up with just two wheels and on the side no less.

You see, this is a hoverboard. Notice how it hovers above the ground, hence the name hoverboard? Yeah, now that makes sense.

But, I digress. The point of this is to make fun of the dummies that can't stand up right on their "Recalled Skateboards" (we're making that a thing now), and not just to write a diatribe on the people who name this hideous creation in the first place.

So, as you can see, even the athleticism of young children is susceptible to the odd gravitational pull of this non-functional transportation device.

Ouch, looks like that hurt pretty bad, kid. We're not necessarily sorry you fell, but sorry you fell into the society trap of purchasing one of these.

This poor father was just trying to walk his young boy on a sunny afternoon when out of nowhere a girl came crashing in as she couldn't find her balance.

And she's not the only one who can't find their balance on one of these. The physics of it just don't make any sense at all.

However, some people are lucky enough to have fallen with a little more grace than others.

Listen dude, you can mask it all you like, but you were still riding a "hoverboard," so that in itself was a bad decision. We're kind of glad you fell. We can say that, because it doesn't appear you've gotten hurt to bad.

So, here it is: a mashup of all the funniest falls due to "hoverboards." Try not to laugh to hard at these people making a terrible decision, then feeling physical pain for it.

Okay, so we changed our mind: we hope you laughed as hard as you would've liked to. Hopefully, all these falls will help prevent us from seeing these things in malls as much–probably not.