These 16 Tweeters Know Exactly What It Means To Have An Intimate Relationship With Tea
by N/A, 9 years ago |
5 min read
Tea is your religion.
Nothing is your cup of tea more than an actual hot cup of tea. While some people may not get it, to you, tea is a way of life and a remedy to soothe your soul.
1. When your *sexy* feelings for tea become so strong, you wonder if there's anyone else out there like you.
Answer: YES. ^
2. When you judge other people's tea habits as personality flaws.
3. It's always the most important thing on your social calendar.
4. For all those times you just can't help yourself, even if others think you're a weirdo.
5. When you know nobody - and I mean, nobody - can make a cuppa tea like you.
You have mastered the art of brewing your own tea.
7. Like, there's actually nothing more frustrating than someone who can't make a proper cup of tea.
8. Know your enemies.
9. When your lazy AF and actually consider paying someone to make you tea.
10. And those times that an angel sent from heaven decides to make you tea - without even asking!
11. On the other hand, there's nothing more annoying than making a cup of tea for other people.
People should know not to take you up on what you offer.
12. People who microwave their tea shouldn't be allowed to exist.
13. The horrible struggle of cold tea when you know it's your fault.
14. Those moments of gratefulness you feel for the tea Gods.
15. And those times of sadness when your tea goes to waste.
16. You justify the amount of tea you consume by all of its kick ass health benefits.
- Reduces blood pressure
- Reduces diabetes and stroke risks
- Good for your heart
- Prevents cancer
- Makes you an awesome person
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Do not show me this again