There Is Nothing Sexy About These Desperate Lines From These 15 Guys On Tinder

by N/A, 9 years ago | 2 min read

No, no one masturbates and watches Shrek, you pervert.

1. Kato, who is the furthest thing from clever.

2. Tyler, who needs a new, less perverted hobby.

3. Sergio, who needs to learn desperate is not sexy.

4. This guy who needs a new pick up line and a better excuse for his lameness.

5. C'mon Zachary...

6. Preston, who needs a rhyming dictionary and some respect.

7. Cody, it was so good 'til you ruined things.

8. Noooo...

9. Phillip, you are SO ALONE on this one...

10. Jesus, is that really you?

11. Yeah, totally just blame it on the autocorrect. It's totally autocorrects fault. Damn autocorrect!

12. Like... what kind of answer was this guy expecting?

13. Cool it, Cameron. No one's getting naked.

14. Creativity points for reinventing "Netflix and chill?"

15. Ummmmmmmm.

🏃🏃🏃 *Runs away*