Elmo Tied Up Behind A Jet Engine Is Just As Horrifying As It Sounds

by N/A, 9 years ago | 2 min read

Today in Completely Necessary Science Experiments, we explore what happens when a very cute Tickle Me Elmo doll is exposed to a 2500-horsepower jet engine. Can you guess the outcome?

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The "experiment" is part of the "Jet This!" series, where everyday objects are exposed to the business end of a jet engine.

And I guess the guy running the experiment just really hates Tickle Me Elmo.

The video begins with a guy vigorously tying up Elmo. Oddly reminiscent of Ted Bundy.

Look how much this sadistic fuck is enjoying it. Like he's strangling the cute li'l toy with a garrote wire. Wonder if he uses the same intensity when he chokes out hookers in seedy motel rooms.

Then he ties Elmo to a stake.

What a sociopath. The cutesy music in the background of the video makes it extremely unsettling.

Watch his mouth move. He literally says, "Yeah... you like this, don't you?"

I'm surprised he didn't tack a "I'm going to teach you a lesson, you dirty little whore" on the end.

Finally, Crazy flicks the switch and begins the "experiment."

This guy seriously gives me the creeps.

At first, it's like Elmo is just exposed to some strong winds.

But then the thrust gets a little stronger and Elmo's "skin" starts to rip off...

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

What did Elmo do to deserve this!?

THE HORROR!!!!!!

THIS IS FUCKING SICK. LIKE, BAD SICK, NOT AS IN "AW MAN, MICHAEL JORDAN IS SO SICK."

And just for good measure, they make sure Elmo's body is completely eviscerated and burned to an unrecognizable crisp. Horrific.

Again, the music is so creepy. The poor li'l feller just wanted to be a friend to some lonely kids, and this is the awful demise he meets. Tragic.

Someone, please do something about the crazy bastards before it's too late.

Stop muppet genocide before it starts.