Elmo Tied Up Behind A Jet Engine Is Just As Horrifying As It Sounds
Today in Completely Necessary Science Experiments, we explore what happens when a very cute Tickle Me Elmo doll is exposed to a 2500-horsepower jet engine. Can you guess the outcome?
And I guess the guy running the experiment just really hates Tickle Me Elmo.
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Look how much this sadistic fuck is enjoying it. Like he's strangling the cute li'l toy with a garrote wire. Wonder if he uses the same intensity when he chokes out hookers in seedy motel rooms.
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What a sociopath. The cutesy music in the background of the video makes it extremely unsettling.
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I'm surprised he didn't tack a "I'm going to teach you a lesson, you dirty little whore" on the end.
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This guy seriously gives me the creeps.
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What did Elmo do to deserve this!?
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THIS IS FUCKING SICK. LIKE, BAD SICK, NOT AS IN "AW MAN, MICHAEL JORDAN IS SO SICK."
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Again, the music is so creepy. The poor li'l feller just wanted to be a friend to some lonely kids, and this is the awful demise he meets. Tragic.
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Stop muppet genocide before it starts.