I'm Sorry To Tell You But These 13 Signs Mean You Are Now Officially An Adult
by N/A, 9 years ago |
3 min read
There is great uncertainty about when the irreversible descent into old age truly begins. I'm pretty sure it's when you regularly wear slippers and a bathrobe all day, but there's room for debate in favor of any of these realizations
1. IKEA is now your version of Disney World.
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2. Your Sunday morning memories actually temper your Saturday night plans.
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3. Primarily because hangovers have gone from a badge of honor for a night well partied to a two-day hell.
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4. Going to bed at 10:30 after an episode of House of Cards and a glass of wine sounds perfect, not like something your mom would do.
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5. You feel like this passing your elementary school.
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Or your college campus, for that matter.
6. This becomes your reaction to most people.
7. You can no longer bound up the steps two at a time.
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8. You're thrilled to get ID'd.
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9. When you do this math.
10. All your conversations trend in this direction.
11. You have personal AND work laptops.
12. This is your typical response to "SHOTS!?!"
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13. You finally understand why your parents were never as excited about summer as you were.
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Because work never ends...
✕
Do not show me this again