I'm Sorry To Tell You But These 13 Signs Mean You Are Now Officially An Adult

by N/A, 9 years ago | 3 min read

There is great uncertainty about when the irreversible descent into old age truly begins. I'm pretty sure it's when you regularly wear slippers and a bathrobe all day, but there's room for debate in favor of any of these realizations

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1. IKEA is now your version of Disney World.

2. Your Sunday morning memories actually temper your Saturday night plans.

3. Primarily because hangovers have gone from a badge of honor for a night well partied to a two-day hell.

4. Going to bed at 10:30 after an episode of House of Cards and a glass of wine sounds perfect, not like something your mom would do.

5. You feel like this passing your elementary school.

Or your college campus, for that matter.

6. This becomes your reaction to most people.

7. You can no longer bound up the steps two at a time.

8. You're thrilled to get ID'd.

9. When you do this math.

10. All your conversations trend in this direction.

11. You have personal AND work laptops.

12. This is your typical response to "SHOTS!?!"

13. You finally understand why your parents were never as excited about summer as you were.

Because work never ends...