Meet The Talented Artist Who Paints Only WIth His Penis...Seriously

by N/A, 9 years ago | 7 min read

While most artists paint with their hands, and some even paint with their mouth, Tim Patch prefers the alternative. And no, it's not his feet...

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Artist Tim Patch, an eccentric fellow, is quickly making a name for himself. That's because the self-taught artist paints with his...well...with his penis.

And to make things even weirder, he's actually pretty damn good.

At London's SEXPO, he's known as "Pricasso" (get it?) and shows everyone his skills, and his junk, as they watch in bewildered amazement.

He will officially be the first person in the history of London's Olympia venue to be formally permitted to be buck-ass nude.

Ya know, because art.

Despite how bizarre Patch's artistic methods are, it's impossible to deny his talent.

But it does raise a lot of questions, which we won't get into because there's already a pretty sufficient amount of weird going on here.

But if you're ever in need of a good decorative piece for your apartment, keep Tim Patch in mind. He'll put hard work into every stroke.