21 of Hollywood's Hottest Dudes Here to Remind You That Perfection is Real

I CAN'T EVEN WITH HARRY. HIS CURLS. HIS TATTOOS. HE IS LITERALLY A GIFT FROM THE GODS. I'M STILL CONVINCED THAT "WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL" WAS WRITTEN FOR ME.

OH BABY. EVAN IS NOT ONLY SMOKING HOT, BUT HE'S A WICKEDLY TALENTED ACTOR, WHICH IS JUST AS SEXY. PLUS, HE LOOKS DAMN GOOD IN A LEATHER JACKET.

OH. MY. GOD, BABE. HE'S NOT ONLY THE WORLD'S SEXIEST VAMPIRE ON "THE VAMPIRE DIARIES", BUT HE'S ALSO SUPER INTO THE ENVIRONMENT, CATS AND BEING HEALTHY IN THE FORM OF DRINKING GREEN SMOOTHIES. AND SHOWING OFF HIS MUSCLES WHILE DOING SO.

HARRY POTTER SURE GREW UP GOOD. I MEAN, LOOK AT THAT SEXY CHEST HAIR!!! PLUS, HE CAN PULL OFF A DAMN GOOD SCRUFFY LOOK. 

I MEAN, HOW LUCKY IS TAYLOR SWIFT?!? V JEALOUS SHE GETS TO ENJOY THIS TALL, MUSCULAR BODY AND 6 PACK. OH, AND HE'S ALSO THE HIGHEST PAID DJ IN THE WORLD AND ONCE AGAIN, TALENT IS SEXY.

I CAN'T. LIAM IS PERFECT. PERFECT AND ADORABLE. PERFECT AND ADORABLE AND HE LOVES ANIMALS. PERFECT AND ADORABLE AND HE LOVES ANIMALS AND MANAGES TO BE JUST AS CUTE AS THEM. DEAD.

YA, HE STARTED OUT AS A 16-YEAR-OLD SENSATION WITH A STUPID HAIRCUT, AND YA I MIGHT STILL BE A BELIEBER, BUT THERE'S NO DENYING HE GREW UP A HOTTIE. PLUS, HIS NEW MUSIC IS KICKASS AND HONESTLY, WHOEVER DOESN'T LOVE HIM IS LYING TO THEMSELVES.

THIS FORMER JO' BRO MADE A FULL-FLEDGED TRANSFORMATION INTO HOTNESS. BUT HONESTLY, I WAS INTO HIM DURING THE OLD DAYS WHEN HE HAD THE FULL HEAD OF CURLS. EITHER WAY, NICK IS KILLING HIS FITNESS GAME AND LOOKS INCREDIBLE.

ANSEL CAN COOK IN MY KITCHEN ANYTIME. WHILE HE'S AT IT, HE CAN SPIN ME SOME SWEET TUNES, BECAUSE YEP, HE HAS AN ALTER EGO NAMED "ANSOLO," WHO'S A SICK DJ-PRODUCER. SEE YOU AT THE ALTAR, BABY.

TBH, I FELL IN LOVE WITH R-PATZ AS EDWARD CULLEN IN "TWILIGHT", AND MY FEELINGS HAVE ONLY GOTTEN STRONGER SINCE THEN. HE'S PROVEN THAT HE REALLY CAN ACT, AND HE ALSO HAS AMAZING MUSIC TASTE... HE'S MODEST ABOUT IT BUT HE'S A MUSICIAN, TOO!

THOSE EYES. THAT JAWLINE. THAT HAIR. HE'S ONE HOT CAPTAIN KIRK.

WHETHER RY IS CLEANED UP FOR THE RED CARPET OR JUST DISHEVELED AND WEARING GLASSES HE'S EQUALLY AS BEAUTIFUL. IT'S LIKE I CAN GET PREGNANT JUST BE LOOKING AT HIM. 

IF THERE'S A SMILE THAT KILLS, IT'S JAKE GYLLENHAAL'S. HE'S CLASSICALLY HANDSOME AND A PHENOMENAL ACTOR WHO'S ALSO IVY LEAGUE EDUCATED. UM, PERFECTION.

OK, SO JGL IS ADORABLE. I FELL IN LOVE WITH HIM IN 500 DAYS OF SUMMER AND MY LOVE IS STILL GOING STRONG. IRL, HE'S GOT A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR AND IS ADORABLE SINGING AND PLAYING GUITAR WITH ZOOEY DESCHANEL. 

THIS HOTTIE WITH A (BEAUTIFUL & BUFF) BODY HAS ONE OF THE MOST PROMISING CAREERS IN HOLLYWOOD RIGHT NOW AND IT'S ONLY GETTING HOTTER. PLUS, HE'S CUTE AND HOT AT THE SAME TIME WHICH IS A P RARE COMBINATION.

THOSE EYES. WHAT IS HE THINKING? WHAT IS HE FEELING? DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW?! HE'S SUCH A BABE, AND THE BEST PART IS HE'S A GOOFBALL AT HEART.

THIS GUY STOLE MY HEART WHEN HE WAS THE SHAGGY-HAIRED SLACKER ON "GREEK", AND HE'S ONLY GOTTEN HOTTER AND HOTTER AS HE'S GROWN AS AN ACTOR. PLUS, HE'S FUNNY AND FUCKING ADORABLE.

SCOTT EASTWOOD IS MY WILDEST DREAM, SORRY TAYLOR SWIFT. BUT REALLY, HE'S SO TALL AND HANDSOME AS HELL.

REMEMBER WHEN HUNTER PARRISH GREW INTO THIS BABE-ALICIOUS HOTTIE IN FRONT OF OUR EYES ON "WEEDS? YEAH, WELL HE'S STILL ONE OF THE MOST GORGEOUS PEOPLE ON THE PLANET WITH HIS PROMINENT JAWLINE AND AH-MAZING HEAD OF HAIR.

ATTENTION WORLD, NASH GRIER TURNS 18 IN JUST ONE MONTH AND I'M COUNTING DOWN THE DAYS SO I DON'T FEEL LIKE A CREEPER FOR THINKING HE'S SO HOT. I COULD STARE INTO HIS BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES ALL DAY. ALSO, JUST IMAGINE WHAT HIS HAIR FEELS LIKE. IMAGINE.

HEY THEO WANNA SNUGGLE WITH ME INSTEAD? YOU'RE GORGEOUS. K, BYE.

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