Someone Should Fire Whoever Designed These 14 Disgraceful Children's Toys
by N/A, 9 years ago |
2 min read
Don't blindly buy toys for your kids, or you could end up with these disgusting excuses for toys that will mess up a child's fragile mind real quick.
1. This Batman water-gun that makes children perform awful things:
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/269edaed3efa25784e73cc136f637c50.jpeg)
What perv designed this?!
2. This Jurassic Park female genitalia 'fossil' shooting water:
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/011fea0a4fcef4159741bbea25552f95.jpeg)
Anybody else seeing this?!
3. This horrible web goo and hand placement on Spiderman:
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/e5468e8fc5b7908b2099ace1bc2c7d69.jpeg)
Why are children playing with this, while he's playing with himself?!
4. This Elmo that is apparently shoving chloroform into a child's mouth so he'll shut up:
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/dd84e6ceefe6fae0738cbf35fcf033be.jpeg)
What kidnapper created this design?!
5. This toy that asks kids to 'blow' up Wolverine:
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/2f603016cec8b6842c3beb9c735988b0.jpeg)
Some sicko knew what they were doing here, right?!
6. This racing game supporting Nazis:
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/f3674006cbb125e6be1575828c31f6be.jpeg)
Seriously?! How is this Nazi propaganda being sold?!Â
7. This Superman that is clearly being used for something else by pervs around the world:
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/f8ccb7d49196243f6d45af86676a9984.jpeg)
When does Superman ever even make that face?! Why was this made?!
8. This bear that is apparently wearing a ball gag:
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/c4fb8eca20a5fc9c679ce2b9e06ffb9c.jpeg)
Who the hell approved this?!
9. This action figure that shoots stuff from his crotch:
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/62ce576db5e37cda9e1e9db17634ce6a.jpeg)
Nobody thought this was inappropriate?!Â
10. This sippy cup that wants kids to get a little to up close and personal with a suave Buzz Lightyear:
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/df33dafa3bad209c7bc632d3baae7a52.jpeg)
Kids drink from this?!
11. This clearly unmarked dildo:
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/67020e03d939ee6bc5b9ab9988b88612.jpeg)
They want kids to play with this? KIDS?!
12. These swords that look exactly like a certain part of the male anatomy that kids should be playing with:
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/606e9b8240eeec645fa561a2b66b4812.jpeg)
Pervs made this, right?!
13. This wildly inappropriate sentence that daddy says to kids:
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/9ed009e32dcd337811f455abaaff8a8d.jpeg)
"Daddy Sprays Yogurt In The Box" for real?!
14. C'mon! Really?! McDonald's definitely saw the motion they were making with this:
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Do not show me this again