Someone Should Fire Whoever Designed These 14 Disgraceful Children's Toys

by N/A, 9 years ago | 2 min read

Don't blindly buy toys for your kids, or you could end up with these disgusting excuses for toys that will mess up a child's fragile mind real quick.

1. This Batman water-gun that makes children perform awful things:

What perv designed this?!

2. This Jurassic Park female genitalia 'fossil' shooting water:

Anybody else seeing this?!

3. This horrible web goo and hand placement on Spiderman:

Why are children playing with this, while he's playing with himself?!

4. This Elmo that is apparently shoving chloroform into a child's mouth so he'll shut up:

What kidnapper created this design?!

5. This toy that asks kids to 'blow' up Wolverine:

Some sicko knew what they were doing here, right?!

6. This racing game supporting Nazis:

Seriously?! How is this Nazi propaganda being sold?!Â

7. This Superman that is clearly being used for something else by pervs around the world:

When does Superman ever even make that face?! Why was this made?!

8. This bear that is apparently wearing a ball gag:

Who the hell approved this?!

9. This action figure that shoots stuff from his crotch:

Nobody thought this was inappropriate?!Â

10. This sippy cup that wants kids to get a little to up close and personal with a suave Buzz Lightyear:

Kids drink from this?!

11. This clearly unmarked dildo:

They want kids to play with this? KIDS?!

12. These swords that look exactly like a certain part of the male anatomy that kids should be playing with:

Pervs made this, right?!

13. This wildly inappropriate sentence that daddy says to kids:

"Daddy Sprays Yogurt In The Box" for real?!

14. C'mon! Really?! McDonald's definitely saw the motion they were making with this: