These 24 People's Texts To Their Exes Are Short, To The Point, And So Hilarious

by N/A, 9 years ago | 15 min read

Ninety-nine times out of one hundred, Texting your ex is not a good idea. Here's your proof.

1. Name checks out.

2. Witty and hilarious. You really missed out, pal.

3. Is that one of the specials?

4. Personal hygiene/personal space is crucial in a relationship.

5. Just keep checking.

6. "I'm good" has never been more final.

7. So the truth comes out.

8. Hate to tell you, but it might be a bit late for "babe."

9. Sorry, bud.

10. I definitely get this. If you can't handle spelling, you can't handle me.

11. Classic Steve.

12. That's a burn. A burn from science.

13. Just keep at it.

14. Thanks.

15. Because they know what's up.

16. Wait, your BF or the puppy?

17. Because Simon can say everything you need to say, but better.

18. You should never expect a humble response.

19. If you can't learn that it's a bad idea to text your ex, at least you an learn an instrument.

20. Priorities.

21. But this is, by definition, malicious.

22. The greatest gift of all.

23. Moo.

24. Says it all.