Fifty Shades Of Potter: Replacing The Word 'Wand' With 'Penis' Is Magically Hilarious
by N/A, 10 years ago |
3 min read
"Expecto patronum!" The internet seems to think maybe Harry Potter says this for other reasons? Maybe? Possibly? These people decided to change up the dialogue that has entertained massive amounts of audiences all over the world for their own sexually-charged humorous fun.
The fact is, it kind of works out perfectly, so is there a hidden meaning behind all this talk of 'wands' and 'wizardry' or has the internet once again proven to be a place where people just do whatever? Probably the latter.
So, what's that little piece of equipment you've got there Harry: a wand, or a penis?
The people of the Internet seem to think either would suffice in the context of the storyline.Â
It starts with this simple 'mad-libs' style question...
Then this person (along with countless others) gave plenty of *cough* fitting *cough* examples...
And don't think the people of Reddit were going to miss out on this *cough* juicy *cough* action. Although, they felt the word 'dick' was more suitable...
It's not up to you Harry...
This person took it a little too far, but it seems J.K. Rowling set us up for that one (or, wait did they just make this up? Seems to graphic)...
This Twitter user summed up the entire thing pretty well. We probably could've seen this sort of thing *cough* coming *cough* at some point, but now that it's here, we can just laugh at it.
Well, at least Harry knows how to work his 'wand' for the greater good...
Thanks for this filthy fun, Internet!Â
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Do not show me this again