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Nope, It's Not Sketch Comedy... It's Real Lawyer Bryan Wilson, The "Texas Law Hawk"

by N/A, 10 years ago | 1 min read

Bryan Wilson wants to be your attorney at law, but you need to realize he's probably jacked up on energy drinks and extremely intense. Oh, and also: he has an alter ego (or maybe this is just how he sees himself) known as the Texas Law Hawk, and he loves to yell his name out!

Motorcycles. Patriotism. Hawks. Texas. Justice. BOOM!

people Law Government Humor Non-Premium

This patriotic Texan has a special message for you about your legal representation...
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He's Bryan Wilson, and he's the "Texas Law Hawk!"
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BOOM!
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Seriously, "Due process?! DO WHEELIES!"
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That's a convincing enough argument for us!

So, who are you going to go to for legal advice? The "Texas Law Hawk!"
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Watch this entire ridiculously patriotic and in now way representative of his skills in the court room commercial here:

Thanks BRYAN WILSON, Texas Law Hawk!

Who just called Bryan Wilson, "Texas Law Hawk?!"
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*hawk noise*
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*explosion*
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If for some reason you actually want to have this represent you, read about him here, and like him here.

WTF is happening in Texas?!

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