This Dog Truly Earns The Title "Man's Best Friend" By Fetching His Owner A Beer
by N/A, 8 years ago | 2 min read
Baron the German Shepherd has begun to mimic human behavior on a level never before thought possible by modern science.Â
"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we here at Dose Science Headquarters present to you Baron the German Shepherd. He is capable of empathy and problem solving on a level that is, frankly, of a higher level than most humans."
"Following the simple statement 'I've had a long day,' made by his owner, Baron immediately jumps up from his comfortable sitting position and runs to the kitchen. Was the statement even directed at Baron? We can't say for sure."
"Seconds later, we observe Baron emerging from the house with a beer in his mouth. We have concluded that, due to the statement made by his owner, Baron effectively took the caretaker role upon himself."
"This has led to several exciting hypothesesâ€“including presumptions that Baron is fluent in English (possibly Spanish as well, tests are still underway) and his IQ exceeds 160*."
*These are very, very rough guesses.
"In a surprising turn, Baron hands his bowl to his owner, supposedly in an attempt to procure some beer for himself. Sadly, Baron was denied the beer, as he is not of legal drinking age."
"But he has successfully been scientifically proven to be both cute and a very good boy."
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