19 Things That People In Los Angeles Will Strongly Tell You No To Every Time

by N/A, 10 years ago | 13 min read

"Hey, you want to go do some touristy stuff?" "Hey, you want to waste a bunch of time?" "Hey, you want to go no enjoy yourself at all?"

NO.

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1. Would you like to go to an In-N-Out on Sunset Blvd.? This is essentially asking if you'd like to waste an hour of your life in a drive-thru line...

2. Heading off to Disneyland for the day is just that: a whole day excursion that's hours away...

3. Tree lighting at The Grove is blasÃ©...

4. Shopping on Rodeo Drive is not a smart choice if you're not dating a celebrity...

5. Getting a cupcake from an ATM is a swift reminder that there's very little money available in your actual ATM...

6. Driving down the Pacific Coast Highway isn't that great, it's just a reminder how bad traffic is...

7. Celebrity tours are not full of celebrities TBH, it's just like being on a city bus with a guy talking on a microphone...

8. You're not the first person to take their picture in front of the LACMA lights; it's just not original...

9. If you expect someone to take you anywhere during the hours between 3 and 7 PM, you're a moron...

10. If you honestly want to go to Griffith Observatory you honestly want to go on a huge hike as well...

11. Waiting in the blistering heat to try and be a Price is Right contestant is not advisable, no matter how fun you think it'd be...

12. Why would you support the Kardashian empire by shopping at Dash? Just don't...

13. You don't need to go to Pink's to eat a hot dog, you can get them at Von's or Ralph's or Trader Joe's or literally anywhere...

14. Want to get expensive AF drinks and meet reality stars? Really, why? Don't...

15. If you think you've seen a celebrity you're probably wrong...

16. Putting your hands down at the Graumanâ€™s Chinese Theatre is incredibly disgusting, because think how many people have done that today...

17. If you think going to Santa Monica is fun, you must also think spending all your petty cash on parking is fun too...

18. Hiking to the Hollywood sign is symbolic, but also painstakingly tiring and there's a fence that keeps you from the sign...

19. Taking a picture with Jack Sparrow is just dumb, because that's not Jack Sparrow and he probably isn't even on the job so to speak...