21 Photos That Prove Costco Is For Anyone Who Truly Wants To Live The American Dream
by N/A, 9 years ago |
3 min read
It's a land of freedom, of prosperity–it's Costco.
1. They sell babies (and enormous bears). Just kidding! The bear's not for sale.
2. You can buy this $8,500 barrel of Jack Daniel's whiskey.
3. Or this $16,000 decanter of fancy whiskey.
4. They have candy available in absurdly large portion sizes
5. And kids double as duffle bags!
6. Costco will always be there to prep you for a great night...
7. ...like, a really great night...
8. ...a REALLY, REALLY great night.
9. Especially if you're this mature gentleman.
10. You can game and drink your soda without having to do any heavy lifting.
11. There are enough pies to last until the end of time.
12. One complaint, though: they can be a little stingy with the turkey.
13. But we all know Costco is known best for two things.
14. And you can always enjoy your hot dog with your best, very real buddy.
15. Careful though, it can be a little dangerous.
16. It's a great place to watch football with your bros.
17. They ain't afraid to ruffle a few feathers.
19. You can buy a jar of nutella that's bigger than your head.
18. They're hip to youth lingo.
20. They have plenty of napping space.
21. And perhaps best of all, they sell shotguns full of tequila.
LET'S GO TO COSTCO!
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