These 16 Ridiculous Things Somehow Only Work Within The Confines Of A University
by N/A, 9 years ago |
4 min read
College is a magical place would can act pretty much insane, yet your actions will be justified. Case in point: alarms for less than 10 minute naps are routinely set on campuses.
1. At a university, seeing someone eat cereal from a saucepan wouldn't be too out of the ordinary...
Outside of a university, this would be the laziest person ever who refuses to do dishes or act like a functioning human.
2. At a university, you can procrastinate the boat loads of work you have to do and just watch cartoons all night long, and realize everyone is doing this...
Outside of a university, if you do this you'll end up fired.Â
3. At a university, somebody walking around in a blanket from home while doing work is the norm...
Outside of a university, this type of person would never be doing anything professional.
4. At a university, you can make dick jokes on your friend's shirts and they'll just laugh...
Outside of a university, this is highly offensive and you'd never wear this shirt again in your life.
5. At a university, seeing someone sleeping in a public place with a book for a pillow is acceptable...
Outside of a university this person would appear to be homeless and asked to move along.
6. At a university, drinking this many energy drinks is something you just have to do sometimes to get through the massive amount of things you have to...
Outside of a university, this would kill you instantly. Somehow the confines of a college keep you safe.
7. At a university, playing a ridiculous made up game, such as this, all day instead of doing what you're supposed to be doing it so cool by anybody's standards...
Outside of a university, only children play this game? Can you imagine doing this in the office, instead of working?
8. At a university, pranking roommates or neighbors with a room full of plastic cups full of water is highly entertaining...
Outside of a university, this type of prank may get you evicted.
9. At a university, taste testing weird stuff (carrots) in Nutella is totally acceptable...
Outside of a university a late night taste test like this only happens if you've gotten way too drunk and are simply rummaging through the fridge.
10. At a university, setting alarms for these short amounts of time is a necessary evil, when searching for time to sleep between class and other commitments...
Outside of a university, you'd never had to find time for short naps like this, because you'd actually get a decent night's sleep and wouldn't need this.
11. At a university you can get super drunk dressed a crayon, on literally any night of the week, just because somebody declared something "social"...
Outside of a university, you better not ever do this unless it's Halloween, and even then it's questionable.
12. At a university, you can watch YouTube cat videos until 3 AM just for the hell of it, and nobody would judge you...
Outside of a university, people would be worried about you, and tell you to get your life together.
13. At a university, you can mix anything (i.e. cheap vodka and squash) and call it a cocktail...
Outside of a university, this is an atrocity.Â
14. At a university, you'd be unfazed by a pair of Bananas in Pajamas costumes being sported during a lecture...
Outside of a university, if anybody was wearing this to a professional conference or lecture they'd look absolutely ridiculous.Â
15. At a university, eating an entire jar of Nutella while watching a movie is a routine occurrence...
Outside of a university, this type of indulgence is still delicious, but you won't seen 30 people in the same building doing it at the same time ever again in life.
16. At a university, drinking extremely cheap vodka "just because" is enough of a reason for anybody...
Outside a university, nobody would be caught dead drinking this garbage–because, they'd probably die.