The Champagne Bong Is Here, And It Wants You To Get Classy Drunk–And Fast
by N/A, 10 years ago |
3 min read
The Chambong is the is newest innovation in getting your buzz on, but this time it's got a little more class than it's beer bong predecessor. If you went through college hearing "chug, chug, chug!" you can return to those glory days, but with a more adult (classy) beverage of choice.
Yes, this is the beer bong we all can remember, and quite possibly loathe at this point in our lives...
Because it makes you act like this...
Well, now there's a new way to enjoy the rapid consumption of alcohol, but you can do it respectfully at a brunch or a wedding, and it's called the Chambong...
This how Chambong describes their innovative new product:
We like the sound of this!
So, it works just like the beer bong you remember chugging from back in the day...
Just tilt it up and enjoy a blast of bubbly.
The fact is, it's just so freaking classy...
Maybe it's even slightly more than just classy and actually "classy as fuck"...
This sounds like the definition of a Chambong user.
Chambong drinkers seriously are the classiest boozers out there today...
Get ready to see these things dominating all your formal get togethers soon enough!
Cheers, everybody!
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