This Woman Pepper Sprays A Bear Cub For Getting Too Close, Then He Promptly Destroys Her Kayak
A survivor's guide to repelling bears and getting your only mode of transportation destroyed.
In the video, Mary specifically tells the bear, "I'm going to pepper spray you in the face...that's what I'm gonna do to you." But Mr. Bear, who's still brushing up on his English, fails to understand her warning, and pays the price.
Naturally, he retreats. But like anyone who gets unnecessarily maced in the face, he wanted revenge. After making a move toward her kayak, Mary then yells, "Stay away from the kayak! Come here!"
As he begins to trash her only mode of transportation, Mary, a seasoned hiker begins yelling commands that most bears respond normally obey, like, "stop it bear!" and "Bear! Bear! You're breaking my kayak!" But to no avail.
Frantically, Mary's forced to resort to the age old, "Please stop it, gosh darn it!" along with other fool-proof taming adages, but even they didn't work.