This Woman Pepper Sprays A Bear Cub For Getting Too Close, Then He Promptly Destroys Her Kayak

by N/A, 10 years ago | 1 min read

A survivor's guide to repelling bears and getting your only mode of transportation destroyed.

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Hiker and veteran outdoors-woman Mary Maley was taking a solo kayaking trip through Alaska when she had the fortune of being visited by a young bear cub. Naturally, she maced him in the face.

In the video, Mary specifically tells the bear, "I'm going to pepper spray you in the face...that's what I'm gonna do to you." But Mr. Bear, who's still brushing up on his English, fails to understand her warning, and pays the price.

Naturally, he retreats. But like anyone who gets unnecessarily maced in the face, he wanted revenge. After making a move toward her kayak, Mary then yells, "Stay away from the kayak! Come here!"

Sorry Mary, but he's not interested in getting "pepper sprayed in the face" again. Oh no...he's got better ideas.

As he begins to trash her only mode of transportation, Mary, a seasoned hiker begins yelling commands that most bears respond normally obey, like, "stop it bear!" and "Bear! Bear! You're breaking my kayak!" But to no avail.

Frantically, Mary's forced to resort to the age old, "Please stop it, gosh darn it!" along with other fool-proof taming adages, but even they didn't work.

Enjoy the whole encounter...if you can tolerate her voice long enough to, that is: