These 15 Popular Characters Are Now The Worst "Sexy" Womens' Halloween Costumes

by N/A, 10 years ago | 3 min read

Nothing is safe anymore...nothing.

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1. If not for the tail and ears, this could be mistaken for so many things. Apparently it's supposed to be Minnie Mouse - that's what they say anyway.

2. Pinocchio always flew solo, but if he had a girlfriend, she would definitely look like this...definitely.

3. We all know Patrick Star has always made some questionable decisions, but this...this is unforgivable.

4. This actually may be the most accurate costume, considering it would probably fit Charlie Brown perfectly.

5. Oompa loompa doompa dee do, guys won't make eye contact with you.

6. Zoikz! Like hey Scoob, when did you lose so much respect for yourself buddy?

7. "What? No, I'm not a "Lollapalooza patron"...What?? I'm one of the Seven Dwarves, silly! Can't you tell by my...uhhh...well, can't you tell?!"

8. Minimo Garmentius! Ah, there we are. Now that's an outfit Ron would've approved of...smh.

9. Looks like Mario forgot to unshrink his clothes after his last visit to Tiny-huge Island.

10. Even Tweety bird would be salty about this. And that's saying something.

11. If Cruella Deville looked like this, I think I speak for most guys when I say I probably wouldn't have hated her quite as much.

12. With a tiny little white number and a trip to Michael's, you could easily make this, "Bumble the Abominable Snow Monster" costume yourself.

13. Ewoks...not even freaking Ewoks are off limits, guys.

15. To round it all off, someone is still trying to make Gizmo from Gremlins sexy. Please, make it stop.