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This Is How You Can Tell Siri Is Better Than You And She Knows It

by N/A, 10 years ago | 2 min read

We all know and love (loathe?) Siri. Here's how you can have a little fun with the voice inside your iPhone.

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1. Alright, thanks for the witty commentary…

It wasn't necessary.

2. You did what we asked and zinged us…

You're brilliant, Siri.

3. NSFW sexting…

Tantalizing! 

4. Thanks? But, I'm still not happy…

Have a heart, Siri.

5. Okay, *uck off Siri…

This is a little harsh.

6. Well, by all means, give us your not so humble opinion, Siri…

Geez.

7. That's not love, that's settling…

Please don't settle for us, Siri.

8. Burn…

Siri can be so evil sometimes.

9. Better start making good on all those promises, because this cliché could be a reality soon…

Don't tell anyone else, Siri!

10. Please don't answer the question with a question…

You've provided nothing of relevance on this one, Siri.

11. Pervert…

We're the pervert BTW. Sorry for that on, Siri.

12. Siri has apparently put up walls to guard herself from past mistakes…

So, don't even try to have a Her situation with her.

13. Well, keep us posted…

Because, we can make good on this promise.

14. That's unusual…

But we like it!

15. Reading this answer lucidly…

Nobody really knows.

16. With this, she will get much too literal for you…

Thanks for that, Siri.

17. Okay, this is motherly advice…

But, we don't need a mother, we need a computer voice that tells us where good pizza is.

18. Wait, does she have meat and cheese and bread though?

Because, that'd be incredible.

19. Bob Dylan lyrics aside, what's the answer?

Thanks for nothing Siri!

20. Siri is a cheerleader apparently…

For herself and her boss that is.

21. Sounds about right…

Because, you confuse the heck out of us, Siri.

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