This Is How You Can Tell Siri Is Better Than You And She Knows It
We all know and love (loathe?) Siri. Here's how you can have a little fun with the voice inside your iPhone.
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It wasn't necessary.
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You're brilliant, Siri.
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Tantalizing!Â
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Have a heart, Siri.
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This is a little harsh.
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Geez.
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Please don't settle for us, Siri.
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Siri can be so evil sometimes.
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Don't tell anyone else, Siri!
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You've provided nothing of relevance on this one, Siri.
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We're the pervert BTW. Sorry for that on, Siri.
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So, don't even try to have a Her situation with her.
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Because, we can make good on this promise.
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But we like it!
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Nobody really knows.
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Thanks for that, Siri.
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But, we don't need a mother, we need a computer voice that tells us where good pizza is.
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Because, that'd be incredible.
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Thanks for nothing Siri!
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For herself and her boss that is.
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Because, you confuse the heck out of us, Siri.