Need Help Figuring Out How To Be An Adult? The Sarcasm Is Strong In These 16 Mom Texts
by N/A, 9 years ago |
2 min read
Moving away from home means only one thing: you still have to talk to your mom, but now it's mostly through text. Here's the definitive proof of these exchanges.
1. Discussing anything that involves tears…
Because, she won't judge your ugly FaceTime cry-face.
2. Discussing your past mistakes…
That she seems to think will repeat themselves.
3. Discussing how she doesn't care to discuss things on your behalf…
She was no help at all here!
4. Discussing the need for free entertainment…
Well, free for you at least.
5. Discussing how you miss having her around, because she knew how to cook…
And you clearly do not.
6. Discussing your lack of funds or tact…
Which is just sad at this point.
7. Discussing your medical issues with her instead of licensed professional…
Mommy knows best.
8. Discussing things you didn't expect she'd do to your room…
Then, she zings you too.
9. Discussing the surprising fact you're still alive…
Plus, a mom zing.
10. Discussing the obvious…
And her lack of millennial vernacular.Â
11. Discussing a change in hair salons…
Which you don't foresee happening.Â
12. Discussing her future, which includes your future…
Gotta take care of old, wrinkly mommy.
13. Discussing legal advice…
That you should be able to decipher on your own.
14. Discussing your misfortunes…
That she has a simple solution for.
15. Discussing your issues that she can't fix…
Thanks, mom!
16. Discussing career bureaucracy bullcrap…
That as an adult you should know by now, or just ask someone in the office.
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Do not show me this again