We Should All Send Michael A Thank You Card For The Laughs From His Hilarious Video

by N/A, 10 years ago | 3 min read

"Pull right up next to that shit, Jay! We gotta call the aquarium er sahmethin', dude!"

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Michael Bergin of Malden, Massachusetts, and his friend Jay came across a sunfish near Boston Harbor. Not knowing what the strange fish was, Michael proceeded to assume it was a "Sea Monstah" and lose his shit in the most Boston way possible:

"It's a baybee fahkin whaaale man! Holy shit! We are witnessin' a beebee fahkin whale right here, dude! Holee shit."

"What is that thing?! It looks hurt! That thing looks hurt, Jay. Jay, that thing is hurt bro!"

"Holee shit, look at this fahkin thing! Oh my gawd, what the fahk is that, bro!?! JAY, WHAT THE FAHK IS THAT!"

"Oh man, pull back up Jay! Come on! Come on, bro, pull back up, bro! We're seein' some shit we ain't nevah seen before, kid!"

Fortunately, the internet has already started capitalizing on the video. Here, someone laid Michael's hilarious commentary over an old, '80s commercial for the New England Aquarium:

And here's a mashup of it with a scene from "Jaws":

For those of you who've never seen a sunfish, this is what they look like submerged. What Michael saw was one floating on its side, feeding, likely waiting for jellyfish.

But he wasn't wrong. They are definitely weird-looking.

Here's Michael in a calmer state, probably before being traumatized by that fahkin sea monstah.

Oh, and the one over his shoulder in the white is Jay, dude.

Thank you for the wicked hahd laughs, kid. Don't evah change, bro.