Please, Grab The Scissors And Cut That Ridiculous Man Bun For These 18 Reasons
by N/A, 10 years ago |
5 min read
Man buns are all the rage right now, and however you feel about them, things have gone a little too far at this point. In fact, they've gone way, way too far.
1. Okay, for starters, this is how the man bun should look…
2. Do you really want to look like a turkey, guys?
3. You realize your man bun makes you look like cartoon character, right?


It's uncanny.
4. Do you really want to look like this adorable dog? Well, maybe, but no.
5. REMINDER: looking like a grape is not fashionable.
6. Why on Earth would someone want to look like a trash bag?


See the resemblance?Â
7. C'mon guys, you're starting to look like acorns.
8. A lot of dudes are even looking like Pebbles from the "Flinstones."
9. Enough with the nubs, fellas…
10. No, just no…
11. Just stop. What is this even?
12. Honestly, the tightness of this looks absolutely painful.
13. This is terribly confusing…
14. Stop making yourself look like a loaf of bread with your man buns, men.
15. In all actuality, most dudes are doing it wrong…
16. They may even look like this, and that's NOT okay…
17. And, why would anyone want to look like the shrunken head from "Beetlejuice?"


This is absurd.
18. Dear Lord, don't ever wear a tiny fedora on it! Why?!

We all need to rise up and stop this man bun thing from going any further, because as you can see it's reached insanely, well, insane heights.Â
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Do not show me this again