Run, Don't Walk, If You See Your Cat Showing Any Of These 15 Evil Signs
by N/A, 9 years ago |
3 min read
Don't be a hero. Get out while you still can.
1. You catch them watching you from odd places.
2. They begin whispering in tongues when angry.
3. Their eyes glow whenever death is mentioned on the news. This is when you should start watching their behavior more.
4. They begin making this face at you behind your back.
5. They follow you with a sinister stare everywhere you go.
7. You hear them chuckle any time you're in pain.
6. You see them begin to target any other pets you have. If you're smart, you'll let them stay with a friend or family member.
9. You find them zoning out for prolonged periods of time, rubbing their paws together while softly murmuring "yes" over and over. Lock your door when you sleep.
8. They begin to make known their awareness of your suspicions.
10. Their ears slowly begin to look more horn-like.
11. They appear disgusted any time you smile, laugh, or are remotely enjoying yourself.
12. Their evil looks are no longer just looks - it is now their permanent face. Get out while you still can.
13. They begin talking to themselves chronically, seemingly without concern as to whether or not you hear.
14. They wait for you in every room, saying "where do you think you're going" each time. You don't have much time left.
15. You awake to them looming over you, breathing heavily. It's too late. You're already dead.
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Do not show me this again