These Partiers Were Just Trying to Have a Good Time When Things Took a Turn for the Worse

by N/A, 9 years ago | 2 min read

"Goin' up on a Tuesday" wasn't such a great idea.

1. She's deathly afraid of cameras. There's not an official phobia name for it yet.

2. "Cletus," "Goat," and "Hills Have Eyes" are about the club life.

3. "Hold on a second babe, I'm talking to some talent."

4. And this, kids, is why ketamine is for horses.

5. "Oh god no...no no no no no this is not supposed to happen now."

6. Ladies and gents - the most disturbing recorded "kiss" ever...if you can even call it that.

8. Is that Macaulay Culkin?

7. If you got it, flaunt it.

9. For the love of God, someone save this poor soul.

10. Wow. What poise. What composure.

12. DONEZO.

11. He will never live this one down. Ever.

Party like it's your birfday, errbody. Party like Preston...just without the crystal meth.