If You're Looking To Pickup A Nerd, Try These 11 Pickup Lines. They're Hysterical
by N/A, 10 years ago |
1 min read
These may very possibly be the absolute WORST pickup lines you'll ever hear.Â
1. A little Einstein joke never hurt anyone, right?
Unless it's this joke in which case, yes. Yes, the joke hurts it's so bad.Â
2. This f5 Keyboard joke that is all kinds of NOPE.
Nope. No, I am not sitting on the f5 key.Â
3. Nope. So much nope. I'm not a trap card. You have not fallen for me.
Let's just leave it at that.Â
4. This is kind of cute...but still feeling a whole lot of nope.
No 5. Microsoft pickup lines? No thank you.
6. My pants are actually not a compressed file, thanks for asking.
7. They're not?
8. If anyone actually said this is real life...
NOPE.Â
9. Han Solo NO.
Just NO.Â
10. This is just THE WORST
11. No, Draco, you cannot.
BYE.Â
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Do not show me this again