18 WTF-Worthy Quotes From The One-And-Only Donald Trump

“All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”

“I would build a wall like nobody can build a wall… Nobody can build a fence like me.”

“No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses – one vaccine at a time, over time.”

“Something very important, and indeed society changing, may come out of the Ebola epidemic that will be a very good thing: NO SHAKING HANDS!”

“As everybody knows, but the haters and losers refuse to acknowledge, I do not wear a ‘wig.’ My hair may not be perfect, but it’s mine.”

“I went to the opening of The Dark Knight Rises, which is commonly known as ‘the Batman movie.’ And I’ll tell you, it was really terrific.”

“I don’t do the email thing.”

“I know the Chinese. I’ve made a lot of money with the Chinese. I understand the Chinese mind.”

“This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps, and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.”

“Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog and will do it again – just watch. He can do much better!”

“Part of the beauty of me is I’m very rich.”

“I’m interested in protecting none of them unless they pay.”

“I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.”

“I’m not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won’t lose a penny.”

“I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

“He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.”

“Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score.”

“Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken.”