18 Times People Completely Didn't Know How To Properly Use Quotation Marks

by N/A, 10 years ago | 2 min read

When quotation marks are misused, wonderful things happen - or horrible things...it all depends on your "perspective."

1. The harsh truth of customer service.

2. Something tells me that if you're willing to buy underwear from a yard sale, you're probably not gonna be bothered by misused quotation marks.

3. Gender is just a fluid concept to them, really.

4. "But really, we just want your money..."

5. Well at least buy me a damn drink first.

6. Incidentally accurate.

7. What if I'm just "big-boned"?

8. *Feels soft breathing on back of neck.

9. Or "perilous pit of death." You'll just have to find out.

10. How 'bout let's never be friends.

11. When you look up from your phone and realize you are absolutely not in the right neighborhood.

12. "Totally not bad things" await you there.

13. They take "sanitation" seriously.

14. This is more for fooling the horses than anyone else.

15. This is one of those times it's okay to judge a book by its cover.

16. This person should never be allowed to write anything ever again.

17. Because staying "moisturized" is key for "skin health."

18. This is actually pretty spot-on.