18 Reasons Why Clubbing Probably Wonâ€™t Be Your Thing

by N/A, 10 years ago | 3 min read

If clubbing just isn't your thing...this is why.

1. Strangers will try to get all up on you:

2. It will cost you or the guy buying you drinks a lot of money:

3. There will be no food:

4. People start drinking and immediately think they can sing and dance:

5. Waiting in line for the bathroom may very well be the end of you:

6. Everyone always says they're having fun and you'll be like...is this fun? Am I having fun?

7. People will inevitably get way too close for comfort:

8. It will make you never want to go out again:

9. You will probably end up drinking more because you can't imagine going to this place sober:

10. Public make out sessions are bound to happen:

11. It will make you hate people in general:

12. Going to the bathroom at a club is ALWAYS a special experience:

13. Spilling your drink and ruining your favorite shirt WILL happen:

14. The noise is loud enough to make you want to scream:

15. Waiting in line to get inside the club and for drinks will also always disappoint:

16. Going out will make you realize how much you truly enjoy staying in and getting your beauty sleep:

17. Standing all night will make you appreciate your house and the floor so much more:

18. When someone asks you how your night is going...this will be your response: