These 14 Random Thoughts Will Make You Rethink Everything Around You
by N/A, 10 years ago |
3 min read
Shout out and thanks to the lovely people over on Reddit pondering some pretty deep #showerthoughts. These statements, while obvious, need to be known.Â
1. A meatball is just a baby meatloaf.
2. Antarctica has no south coast.
3. When they say heads up, they usually mean to put your head down.
4. I wonder if any of my cash ever belonged to a celebrity...
5. Maybe the cat thinks the delivery guy is your owner because he gives you food.
6. How many thousands of dollars have you missed out on in special effects in movies by blinking?
7. The news is basically just someone saying good evening, and then giving you a list of reasons it’s not.
8. If you legally changed your name to Current Resident, you could open a lot of other people's mail.
9. Bill Gates and you have a combined fortune of around $80 billion.
9. Most people are buried in suits and stuff so a zombie apocalypse would be a formal event.
10. The first person to ever speak after inhaling helium must have been terrified they had done irreversible damage to their vocal chords
11. Hangovers are the body's way of saying "Oh, by the way, that was poison."
13. The internet is full of cats because dog people go outside.
12. At age 30, you’ve spent a month having birthdays.
14. Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don’t know what either of those things are.
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