18 Atrocious Resumes That Probably Won't Lead to a Ton of Career Opportunities
by N/A, 10 years ago |
2 min read
These people have some bright futures ahead of them...I'm referring, of course, to the fluorescent lights of their parents' basement.
1. This is why you double-check things before clicking 'send.'
2. Maybe work on getting a new email before you apply for more jobs...
4. He's right, resumes are something for appeal yourself.
3. "I'm a boss ass chef"
5. He's a real go-getter, or whatever.
6. San Francisco City College: Where spelling is never a priority.
7. "I don't wear a cape yo that shit is for PIMPS."
8. I think the wind is about to blow over you with rejection.
9. Skills & abilities: Incidentally ironic, redundant, unskillful.
10. His salary range is flexible, but he draws the line at $250,000.
11. He's direct, he's succinct, he's the laziest college grad on earth.
12. Weaknesses: making a readable resume.
13. "Marie, I think we found our guy."
14. Shows resume to mom: "Pretty good, eh?"
15. The thing with metaphors, is that they're supposed to make sense.
16. "Resumes...those r like those texts u send to companies or whatevs, rite?"
17. He really takes you on a journey.
18. Annnnd there's that.
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