If You Ever Want To Spam Your Friends With Photos Of Goats, This Is The App For You
by N/A, 9 years ago |
1 min read
Have you ever wanted to be able to harass both your friends and enemies with an endless stream of goats? Don't you wish there was someone dedicating their time towards creating the technology to address this desire?Â
Wish no more—the day has finally come!Â
Let us introduce to you the world's most batshit ridiculous new app Goat Attack.
Goat attack is...pretty much what it sounds like. You pay money and the app barrages the phone number of some unsuspecting person on your contact list with a stream of goat images, plus optional custom messages for an additional fee.
You have two options—you can pay to send them six goats in a row, or a whopping 14-goat package.Â
With great power comes great responsibility...so Goat Attack wisely.
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