The #HowOldRobot is Trying to Guess Your Exact Age...how Close Do You Think It Can Get?
by N/A, 9 years ago |
3 min read
If you haven't tried the #HowOldRobot from Microsoft's Bing, give it a try, but be wary...there have been some pretty shocking results. Don't worry though, it's still very much being worked on, and if the robot tells your 25-year-old self you look 91, feel free to laugh it off and don't buy TOO much aging creme to combat it just yet.Â
The #HowOldRobot works by analyzing a photo you upload of yourself.
The robot guesses your gender and the real kicker—your exact age.
The results are varied. Some of the guesses are uncanny in their correctness...and some are just batshit ridiculous.
Nothing makes this more clear than looking at how the #HowOldRobot deals with celebrity photos. This one's not TOO bad...Beyonce and Kim are only off by 5 or 6 years...but it gets a little crazier with other photos.
Tina Knowles is 61 YEARS OLD.
But in defense of #HowOldRobot...she looks fucking fabulous for her age, so we can understand a little confusion.Â
These ladies are 26, 32 and 56, respectively, so this must have come as VERY good news.
This one is actually pretty spot on...Ye is 38 and Jay is exactly 45 years old.
Not too bad with T-Swift, who is 25.
Aw, poor Drizzy...he's only 28!
Damn, #HowOldRobot, Harry Styles is only 21!
Also, I REALLY hope he's not still rocking that hairdo as a grown ass man of 32...Â
#HowOldRobot guessed 8 years too young for both Kerry and Ellen.
More like 67 and 68 for Hillary Rodham and Diane von Fürstenberg...
And no shade, but we think #HowOldRobot was being a little generous with Diane.Â
FLOTUS is 51 (but again, we understand she DOES keep it youthful with those healthy meals) and Keegan-Michael Key is actually 44.
Lady Gaga is 29 but come on now, #HowOldRobot, there is NO WAY Tony Bennet looks 67 (the man is 88 years old).
Super sad times for Kawhi Leonard! He actually IS 23, and Tim Duncan is 39 years old...no wonder Kawhi has that look on his face.
Many of these ages aren't too far off, but Meryl Streep at 77!? That's messed up, #HowOldRobot...
She is 65 and does not look a day older. Also, stop trying to flatter Brad Pitt's 51-year-old ass...Â
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