27 Times Little Kids and Drunk People Were Basically the Same Thing
by N/A, 10 years ago |
5 min read
Someone needs to turn these kids WAY down...Â
1. When you fall down the stairs so hard that you crumble down every single stair.
2. When you feel like the world has just had enough of your drunk ass.
3. When you just THROW yourself into a drunk stumble.
4. When you're trying to show off and you fuck your whole life up.
5. When you have too much tequila and you try to pop shit off at the club and someone has to show you what's what.
6. When you almost get home completely safely and then you try to slide in your door in some fancy way and things go awry.
7. When you are so drunk that you think fire can't hurt you anymore.
8.That moment where you just feel yourself about to fall sideways and there's not a damn thing you can do to stop it.
9. When you're so hyped and you just start to lose control...
10. When you're drunk and you're trying to play someone but they end up playing your ass so hard.
11. When your friend has had enough of your belligerent nonsense and takes matters into their own hands.
12. When you're so close to getting in the club and you trip TOO hard...
13. When you do something you know from the beginning is a bad idea but you are drunk and give zero fucks...
14. When your song comes on and you get hyped and hurt yourself but you've got to play it off like you're just dancing...
15. When you just can not do ANYTHING right...
16. When someone comes to pick you up from the pregame and you're already too turnt.
17. The moment RIGHT before you get kicked out of the club.
18. When you're starting to get in a fight with someone and then it feels like the whole bar turns against you!
19. When you're real careful and you are sure you won't fall but there's a surprise crack in the sidewalk...
20. When someone tries to scare you just a little but you're too gone and you can't handle it.
21. The moment every single part of your depth perception gets shut down.
22. When you start showing off your tricks for that fine onlooker at the end of the bar but something goes wrong...
23. When your friend offers to help you out to the car but they haven't gone to the gym in a minute...
24. When you aren't even TRYING to start a fight but things get away from you...
25. When you are not paying a BIT of attention walking down the sidewalk...
26. When you think you can keep it together until you make it to the bathroom but destiny had other plans for you...
27. And finally, when you get home and you see your bed...
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Do not show me this again