Even If You've Seen Zoolander A Billion Times, You Still Probably Missed These 23 Things
by N/A, 9 years ago |
4 min read
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1. It would be impossible to miss this outrageous Zoolander ad...
...but do you remember it being an ad for the very real company Aveda?
2. Did you realize that this strange figure was Andy Dick?
3. Did you find anything wrong with the fact that the JC Penny-shopping reporter was driving a BMW around New York City?
4. Or how about the world's most phallic shirt/headband print?
5. Are those tiny balloons on that model's scarf? Nope, definitely condoms.
6. Did you know that Zoolander has the best American Ballet Theater cover photo of all time?
7. How about the fact that Mugatu's suit has an extremely gratuitous bedazzled "M" stitched into it?
8. The extremely sophisticated design of the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good (And Want To Learn To Do Other Stuff Good, Too) features an open book on the roof—brilliant!
9. This may be the only miner in history to carry hair supplies in his belt.
10. Mugatu doesn't just hide out in an empty warehouse...there are insanely scary mannequins hiding everywhere.
11. Never one to ignore the importance of fashion, Zoolander has equipped all students at the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good (And Want To Learn To Do Other Stuff Good, Too) with mirrors.
12. The graveyard that contains the remains of all the male models is the graveyard of "St. Adonis"
13. That incredible award is actually a man with a lot of product in his hair.
14. Remember that time Hansel was on the cover of ESPN?
15. Matilda kept it holy and rocked a cross for a lot of the movie.
16. Mugatu rocked something else entirely...that is most definitely a Hefty bag.
17. Lichtenstein posters inspired by each model decorated the apartment in the beginning of the movie before the most tragic scene in film history. RIP...
18. Did you notice this wig made entirely of cigarette butts when Mugatu first introduced Derek to Derelict?
19. The Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good (And Want To Learn To Do Other Stuff Good, Too)...or is it...
...Discovery Zone?
20. This extremely famous product was actually used on Derek.
21. Recognize her?
That's Mary Brady, from Sex and the City!
22. Recognize the random cemetery worker post-gasoline fight incident?
He comes up later, as J.P. Prewett, the world's most famous hand model!
23. Hansel may have gone through a drastic makeover here, but one thing did not change...
...that green shell necklace is for keeps!
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Do not show me this again