Get Away With Drinking in Public Like a Boss With This Amazing New Invention

by N/A, 9 years ago | 2 min read

Meet, DIYer and innovator,Â Mike Warren.

Mike likes to make crazy things. To provide some background on the guy,Â his mailboxÂ is a to-scale miniature version of his house...that he built.Â To give you an even better picture of Mike, observe his newest innovation - "The Baby Flask."

This past April Fool's, he wanted to create something that would be both ridiculously funny, and completely practical. Never mind legal - this wasÂ April Fool's after all, people.

In short, Mike, like many others, has always wanted to be able to enjoy an alcoholic beverage on a beautiful day, in public. Obviously U.S. law pretty strongly prohibits this, which, even more obviously, is a big buzzkill (literally).Â And thus, "The Baby Flask" was born - the cutest, most inconspicuous way to illicitly drink alcohol, without getting PoPo-popped.

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Ladies and gents, the most revolutionary innovation of the 21st century, "The Baby Flask."

Step 1.) Acquire the supplies: 1 baby doll, 1 water pouch (with hose)

Step 2.) Gut the baby

Step 3.) Drill a hole in the baby's head (side note: may feel slightly morbid and/or immoral)

Step 4.) Draw the hose through said hole

Step 5.) Insert pouch, and fill with delicious liquid

Step 6.) Zip up contents

Step 7.) Strap up your adorable baby flask...

Step 8.) Party