Jesse Eisenberg Looks Good Enough to Eat as Lex Luthor...But Is He the Hottest Lex Ever?

by N/A, 10 years ago | 2 min read

DAYUM...is it hot in here, or is it just the Kryptonite?Â

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This photo of Jesse Eisenberg was released earlier this week to tease the Superman vs. Batman movie in which Eisenberg will be playing one of the world's most fascinating villains: Lex Luthor.

And judging by this photo, I have a feeling this particular Lex Luthor is about to get an invitation. To the pants party. Location: My pants.Â

The image sure did stir up a lot of things. The emotional process sort of looked something like this:

The moment when you first realized that that incredibly sexy face was the same that portrayed Mark Zuckerburg.

And you can't help being so incredibly excited about how far that boy has come...

But oh lort, it's just a little bit too much to handle...

The question must be asked, though...is Jesse Eisenberg the hottest Lex Luthor of all time? And if not him...then who??? To help you address this very important existential life question, we're going to give you our own Lex Luthor hotness ranking.

7. Lyle Talbot

This Lex isn't EXACTLY our type, but there's always some sexiness in being the first to do something. He rocked this look in the '50s, and while he may not be as Type-A sexy as certain other members of this list, we still think he deserves to get a sexy shoutout.Â

6. Michael Rosenbaum

This particular Lex is certainly a good-looking human being, but he's a little vanilla to be the hottest super villain of all time. Still, he's nothing to sneeze at, and at the very least, he's worth flirting with for a small investment in LexCorp.Â

5. Gene Hackman

There's something sexy about a man who can dress that insanely goofy but still be a formidable opponent for the likes of Superman. We have a feeling this Lex would be into some freaky shit...and we're OK with that.Â

4. John Shea

Evil genius or no, those are bed room eyes if we've ever seen them! Criminal, yes. But bad in bed...certainly no.Â

3. This animated rendering

Sure, he may be animated, but he's got a look in his fake eyes that makes me feeling like he's undressing us with them...and we're lovin' it. We'd vote for this Lex, in bed.Â

2. Jesse Eisenberg

Sorry newbie, but you only get the silver medal today. Eisenberg is DEFINITELY going to be an insanely sexy Lex, and maybe after the movie comes out he'll be bumped up to the no. 1 spot. But as it is...his competition for first place is just far too stiff. Doesn't mean we can't fantasize about some sort of Lex Luthor-Mark Zuckerburg hybrid that is just looking to let loose after a long day at LexCorp-Facebook.Â

1. Kevin Spacey

Oh that's right. There's no way that the man who has played Keyser Soze, Frank Underwood and Lex Luthor isn't a super villain in the sack. Those eyes are thinking of something that is VERY wrong, but we have a feeling it's gonna feel so right.Â