18 Ways Mario Kart Has Ripped Families and Friendships Apart Instantly

by N/A, 9 years ago | 3 min read

Yes, it's a fun game, but even more, it's a life ruiner.

1. The first time someone really takes you out, and you realize friendships mean noting here

2. It doesn't matter how close you are to the end, someone will take you DOWN

3. Everyone looks slightly terrifying when playing, because they are in the zone

4. And if you don't get your favorite character, forget about it

5. Face it, the Rainbow road is where friendships go to die

6. The Green Shell will just destroy your relationship with yourself, really

7. All the other shells though, those ones are will take out a friend

8. You know there is nothing quite as amazing as rubbing your win in someone's face

9. You know it's almost the end of the game when you start to get super suspicious of everyone

10. And when someone knocks you out of winning, you stop with actual words

11. There's really only one thing you're thinking as the game goes on

12. And you probably don't want to play around your kid siblings...

13. But when you do win, you know what your victory face will look like

14. It can be rough, but you know you'll make up in a while

15. Even though this is how you'll probably feel next time you play

17. Enough said

18. But crossing that finish line feels SO GOOD, so you just can't stop