24 Old-School Valentine's Day Cards That You'd Never Want To Recieve
by N/A, 10 years ago |
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Valentine's Day can be a hit-or-miss holiday for some people. Whether you're a lonely cynic or love the celebration of love, you'll probably be glad that these old-school Valentine's Day cards no longer exist.
1. Whhatt?
2. How sweet.
3. Listen here, Bam Bam...not this year and not ever.
4. Here are some sexist kittens.
5. Even The Flintstones were more romantic than that.
6. Because smoking is attractive..
7. Ok. Just put the guns down slowly..
8. No. You're a wolf.
9. You don't look anywhere near old enough to own a gun.
10. Well...now she's dead so...
11. You can run but you can't hide.
12. Doesn't sound like there's much of a choice.
13. That's not right.
14. Poor puppy.
15. Those eyes.
16. Um, maybe don't point a gun at your valentine?
17. Violence is never the answer.
18. Love at first robbery.
19. No means no!
20. Stealing is never okay.
21. This is horrifying.
22. It's good to keep your options open.
23. That better be a water gun.
24. Boxing gloves don't exactly say "romance."
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Do not show me this again