If You've Always Wanted To Be A Disney Princess, Here's Why You May Want To Rethink That

by N/A, 9 years ago | 1 min read

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The rules your mom tried to instill in you just don't apply to Disney princesses.

1. The princes weren't really great catches.

2. Laws don't apply in Disneyland.

3. The man of your dreams is waiting for you...in the woods.

4. Ursula knows what's up.

5. Kidnapping is a foolproof way to find love.

6. Or whatever.

7. Bitches love cleaning.

8. Mulan had real problems on her hands.

9. Frozen is the first honest Disney movie in ages.

10. Love at first dollar sign.

11. Yep.

12. He liked it so...

13. Hide your kids, hide your wife.

14. Get it together, Jasmine.

15. Stranger danger is not a thing.

16. Seems legit.