13 Inappropriate Gifts That Will Get You Banned From Baby Showers For LIFE!

by N/A, 11 years ago | 3 min read

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Lest we forget the not-so-great things that come along with a new baby, these things will help us keep some things in perspective.

1. When you're a mom, you'll likely be more tired and not want to do as many chores. Get this for your baby, instead.

2. I mean, it's the truth. Babies are sometimes shallow.

3. This is the type of gift you laugh about receiving, but never, ever dream of actually putting in your child's mouth. It's just so creepy.

4. Because who doesn't want a fetus popple?

5. If you're a young parents, chances are you want a baby that can hang...here's how they can keep up!

6. Babies cost a lot of money! This fetus coin purse will help keep all of your loose change in one place in case times get hard.

7. This poster will give you a constant reminder of just how ugly your baby could turn out!

8. Because some babies take after their mothers...who were complete hoochies before getting knocked up.

9. People will probably have an issue with your breastfeeding in public, so why not give them something more to talk about?

10. Well, it's the truth.

11. This gunslinging fetus ornament will surely bring in lots of holiday cheer to all who are lucky enough to see it.

12. Because when you're sick, your baby is most likely sick, too. So, why not have toilet paper readily available?

13. Why can't your cat enjoy your pregnancy, too? This fetus catnip toy might help soothe her jealousy.